I couldnt think of a name for this site

hi, this is a blog. these are the things we sit on the toilet and type out while taking a crap. i wasnt doing that of course. im on a desktop!!! you know your jealous. my computers a dinosaur and yours is a cheap portable piece of shit that will have a cracked screen if you drop it too many times. please feel free to post your own blogs after this one here and annoy the world with your pointless nonsence, i will now go.